Lazy Shade of Winter

If I had it my way, I wouldn't wake up until noon, every day. It's the perfect time of day when you start to feel extremely guilty for still sleeping and still being in bed, but you haven't completely wasted the day. There's still sunlight. Morning officially ends at noon and all morning-type activities should…

Sleep – an ongoing game of chicken with the universe

I never want to go to sleep. Inversely I also never want to wake up in the morning (okay, let's be honest, early afternoon). I could sleep all day, not straight through, I'm not a bear, which I guess don't truly hibernate, so maybe I am! I would take a few pee breaks and wake…

Bed

Whoever invented the Murphy Bed, in addition to not having a lot of space and most likely being named Murphy, probably had trouble getting out of bed in the morning. If my bed closed up like a circus on its last day in town every morning I would probably be more motivated to get out…